"School explodes, Csabi and Zalan survive. Zsolti is a zombi and Csabi kills him"
"C3po is dead in a World War in Budapest at Heroes' Square.
I also started taking pictures of the stories after the kids wrote them on the board... here are some of my favorites:
One day, the coconut go to school and meet the banana. The coconut hate the banana. So they fight. The coconut won.
One day the banana go to the chocolate planet and he meet the pineapple. They fight but the clown stoped they, because he love olives.
One day Luke is go to Darth Vader with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is stuck Darth Vader's hair the chewing gum. And Darth Vader is don't put out his hair.
One day, Chuck Norris is go to Yoda. They are speak a long hours when come on Luke and die Chuck Norris. Yoda is go to Sweets Planet and eat lots of sweets.
One of my 5th grade classes with their stories
Miklos is extra crazy mummy and kill Panna with a Miss Rose's music book.
Miklos dancing (the kan-kan) and singing the star wars music. He's wear the red skirt. The red flower in Miklos hair.
I can see Dori and kill them with a sword. After eat the heart.
Szabi and Niki go to the cinema. They see a horror film in 3D. An the monster kill Szabi.
Miss Rose singing in the school at night.
Bence is talking in Miss Rose's lesson in the evening.
Frankie left her leg at the disco and it go to dancing when she sleep.
Viktor Orban (Hungarian prime minister) goes to Bikini Bottom in the 1550's because Spongebob needs a new best friend. They have a great time, and they make Krabby Patties.
Gyulabaci (principal of our school) and Hitman kills Pinocchio in Gyulabacsi's office. After they eat Pinocchio's bottom in a hospital.
In the 21st century Sponge Bob is going to catch a shark but the shark is not very happy and the shark eat Sponge Bob. He didn't die, he is going back in the time. He is very scared and he is woke up. This is a bad dream. (one of the students who often struggles -- I was very proud of her)
Obi Wan: An UFO killed Anakin.
Anakin: An UFO killed me.
In this time, Darth Vader started dancing for this music: Gangnam Style, and the Dark Emperor, Dora, Diego, and Jack Sparrow ... sorry ... Captain Jack Sparrow did the same.
In 300BC, Dora the explorer is singing gypsy music. After she meets with PSY at the Krusty Krab. Spongebob serves them hamburger. :) At the end, they make a Harlem Shake video.
At the 19th century Obi Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader fought at the White House. The President killed himself, because he heard the music which was boring. Then Dora the explorer went to the White House and she saw when they were fighting. Then she picked up a sword and killed Darth Vader. After it she went back to the TV and sang a song called Gangnam style and started dancing.
In 3200 BC yoda singing in the white house with the beautiful spiderman.
Dora THE EXPLORER
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... When Dora was playing computer games, she was attacked by Darth Vader. Dora dueled him for 5k$. Dora won and she killed her pet monkeys 'cos she won. After one week Dora died in a heart-attack.
HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY
"The force may be with you"
While I am very much looking forward to not teaching middle school after this year there are fun bits sometimes.